Political Persuasion

They've got the House, they've got the Senate, they've got governors, they've got two more on the Supreme Court, they lose about as often when they win these state amendments -- and the extreme sacreligious right still can't a ban on gay marriage in the Constitution of the United States. And so, they want to hold a Constitutional Convention and get 34 states to ratify it. James Dobson should really just run for President himself, with Jerry Falwell as Veep. And if they lose, we get to take all their vaults of gold.